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Happy New Year

Some jerk-off just popped a cracker in front of our door. -.-

It was very loud. And what's that, do I hear ambulances? FIREtrucks? Police?

@Steve

You were obviously not bored enough. :P

Decode this if you're bored.

01001000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01001110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01011001 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100111 01110011 00100000 01000101 01110110 01100101 00100001 00100000 01011110 00101101 01011110

Anyways...

I still have alot of school work that I put off. coughbarberworkcough

Though, the resume will only take like five minutes. I hava a hard time fitting everything on one page. Given how it's a normal class, she doesn't expect much on the education and work experience. ._. I got like 15 years of Asian I can put on there.

And then there's Mr. Moore's physical map of Russia. i have to trace about 1200 mountains in brown, 500 or so swamps, and some other junk like water and borders and 'major landmarks.' Fuck you Russia.

The time is 3:15

That's 8 hours and 45 minutes until new years.
2 days, 15 hours, and 15 minutes until I get on a school bus.
And many many more hours of school. T3T

Funny thought:

I'm an uncontrollable Gummy Bear popper!

Happy New Year's Eve.

I hope I don't die from chemical poisoning or something. It was the 200 count bottle.

Omg!

I found out I had like 10 drafts. o.o So now I only have like 11 more post. :D I feel like a loser.

@Steven

I thought they need to be dry and stuff before they can be planted. Also, I kinda want the package instead of a pod of seeds. Don't want Barber to bitch at me. D;

I jsut noticed my blog doesn't have much of a seasonal theme.

Oh well.

My Science fair is going NOWHERE.

I spent like two weeks find pea seeds. Wal*Mart's garden was closed when we got there. Home Depot didn't have them. And Houston Garden Center restocks in January. Mom had to go to some freaky Asian place to get them. D;

And so, I planted the seeds and made my electromagnet. Just to find out it kills the battery in one day. -.- Ima have to 'tamper' with part of my projects. >D

I'm eating Calcium Gummy(with a Y) Bears.

TONS of them. I don't think that's too good for my liver or what not. Also mom bought these like back in 6th grade or something. And they're still not expired. ;D It reads, "LOT.19780EXP02/08" So I still have two months. Not to mention since I eat like 50 a day, it'll be gone in two weeks or so.

Count down til school restarts is 4. T-T

I have two days and I'm 22 posts behind.

I wonder if I can't make it. Or why I'm trying to at all.

lsdghbmklnhsbgmtrh

http://fileho.com/download/36bb7a617486/El-Foto.rar.html

The weekend is almost over...

=[

My mom made me copy stack of DVD's

She gave me a stack that are unfinalized due to errors which my dad was gonna erase as soon as he gets a new computer. ._. And I got a new keyboard that doesn't have food on it yet. :D

omfg

I woke up at 4:30-ish and couldn't sleep. e.e

The sad thing is I understand Mandarin enough to know what is said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrjdUHDRzwA

I'm still 26 posts behind. D;

And I'm not gonna spam my blog. coughmuffcough

Merry Christmas Y'all!

I can't believe I woke up to the blare of a police car followed by a fire truck.

It's SexMas Eve

!

Physically challenged Fiscally advanced

Yeah that's me.

= }

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-bqPSSAd_Xo

I cussed out a this five year old girl today.

I was riding my bike to Sabrina's house with her after acting like idiots, we passed this street with a bunch of kids. A black girl just shouts, "Your hat is ugly!"

I was wearing my awesome Ryoma cap.


And so I yelled back, "Your face is fucking ugly, too, you whore!"

And the sad thing is she ran after us as we were still on our bikes and yelled, "Go home!"

Someone has a bad influence. Keep in mind she looked 5-ish. And I yelled once again, "You go home! Your mom needs to go home, too! God she was HORRIBLE last night!"

Yes, I came from HBMS. :D

Post 333

“Where are you going?”
“The library,”
“The library is closed for the holidays,”
“Then I’m going to the mall.”
“Sure, if you want to get stampeded by rabid last minute Christmas shoppers,”
“Then I’m going to the Internet Café uptown.”
“Closed,”
“Fine. I’m going for a walk, then!”
“It’s a negative eleven degrees outside,”

Don't you wish Sexmas was like that in Houston?

@Ulo

Q(≥∀≤)o Boithday was Nyappy! I camera whored.

@Ulo and Muff

his name is jkgysvfdxzhyagjkv, I made him up! :D The psychiatrist took him away.

*hump hump hump hump*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iMtqa4USc

Alright!

Who wants to be my new best friend? :D

0

Oh nice. D8

Oh top of paying bills, settling account disputes, and monitoring online transactions, now I have to supervise tax exemption forms for my family. Some kids don't even know how to write a cheque.

Why do I have such cracked filled pictures. o.o

Click the pic, I'm too lazy to figure out why it can't show .gif files correctly.

@Ulo

of course not ._.

Freakishly funny o.o

http://www.freewebs.com/tag-land/batman.html

I had oatmeal for breakfast today.

I put the milk in the pantry, the Quaker box in the fridge, and the bowl in the trash. >_>

One one one one!!!!111one

2~

lololololol :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x4QxZmL2qo

Two weeks off from those 45 minute to 2 hour bus rides!

:D

3

Four

Is this considered to be falsetto?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXWgFlasuA

Yes, it's a guy.

*cries*

Apparently I can't visit China next year since flights are 'more expensive' when Olympics are around.

@Ulo

Sure it's fine. Not too fancy looking. Though I was thinking more along the line of this pattern.

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=sweaters&product%5Fid=2041618635&Page=all

Sigh...

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@*ULO*

Yes, in fact, I have alot of homework. I started doing it around 11, and now I finally finished my resume for Communication Applications. And guess what, I left my Literature Textbook at school so I still have stuff to do later. My my, look what time it is. Oh bless this poor poor child!

Yes... may God smite you all. >)

@ Muff

My birthday money, if I get a lot I guess. Though, I still want to save up for future cons since I plan on cosplaying. Sigh... another year before I can get a job. ._.

Also, I'm probably gonna get you something weird. I can't afford Animation Master, sure as hell not torrenting it, given how you can do that yourself and that ruins the purpose of a present; and I don't have time to look the other stuff. = X

This is 150 bucks of AWESOME! *-*

:D

Dear

---Select---
Sir
Madam
Parent
Relative
Friend
Santa
Me
Imaginary Friend
Beloved Pet
,

Since I've been extra
---Select---
good
nice
fancy
crispy
saucy
wonderful
tolerable

this year, I'd like to humbly request a special

gift. I know I can't have a

---Select---
pony
flamethrower
huge box of money
stable upbringing
fist-sized diamond
private jet
,

but might I request a lovely

instead?

Sincerely,

A dog followed me home today,

I had to close the door on it. ._.

Animal Orgy!

Polygynandry: Two or more males have an exclusive relationship with two or more females; the numbers of males and females need not be equal, and in vertebrate species studied so far, the number of males is usually less.

I got bored...

I made a ganguro on a Zwinky add!

I'm sorry it took so long. /(>-<)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/xqbrpr

Okay!

I already thought of something nice for Suh Tee Bun and I know Lom Lom is gonna tell me what she wants, what about Muff and Kei? Tell meh. D; I really don't like getting stuff people put in the corner of their closet.

Having trouble uploading pictures, Bakhu. Was at 75% yesterday, and then things got fuxxxored, hehe, I love that word. 10%...

I skipped Robotics for you guys,

Muffin and HBMS Orchie should feel honored.

Weeshleest

Yes, suggestions on what you can git meh. '*'nexts to really wants

Books
I dun care if you go to Half Priced Book or what not as long as it's not ripped or something, it's gonna get worn out sooner or later.
-Stupid History (Leland Gregory)Reserved Mom
-The Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks; '03 grey cover one if possible)
- The Government Manual for New Wizards (Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinsteinl '06 cover if possible)Reserved Mom
-Don't Eat This Book (Morgan Spurlock; 06 cover if possible)

Supplies
-STAEDTLER® Mars® Draft (yes, someone stole my 0.5 lead one and I only have the 0.7 one left)Reserved Calli
-Fountain Pen set*** <- This will make Jing wuv you.(I don't care from where as long as it's not colourful and toy-looking) Reserved dearest son Muff Muff.

Clothing
Try not to have any designs, I like plain. ._. I'm picky x_x
-white turtleneck :D
-grey tie
-black and white diamond-patterned vest *Reserved Ulo

I gots a new buk!

The fuck?

I actually had fun reading that weird Ad comment from the previous post. :D

@Steve

It's use to confuse blondes.

OMG LOL! Must read!

"Eat," he ordered.
She hesitated. "I've never been commanded to eat before..."
Without any question, just a bit of guilt for being so rude, she hobbled over to the little floor table in the middle of her room. however once she got there, she paused to gawked down at the plate.
"Erm..." she was at loss for words. Exactly what was he trying to get her to eat?
Atop the squared white plate, sat something out of a frat house. This sandwich was monstrous with its bread like that of a sponge, for it had soaked up the oddly sliced tomatoes' juices and condiments all into itself. The lettuce had been piled on to a rabbit's liking, and the french-fry thick onion slices sat atop the only edible looking part of the sandwich, the turkey.
Had this sandwich seen better days? Did it self-destruct on the plate?(I started laughing uncontrollably reading that line)
With no way to refuse his generous, but brutal offer without feeling fiendish, she continued to look apprehensively to the sandwich. What a foe.
"Something the matter?" she heard his deep voice challenge.
She poked the sandwich, half expecting it to growl at her or crawl off the plate upset. And with one last prod with her finger, the sandwich squirted mustard.

Why does this not sound right? ._.

They penetrated into the car and the car aroused.

Pop Question!

Who invented the light bulb?

@Ulo again

Yeah, they're called fags. :D