Okay, let me 'break it down' for you. I enjoy music, but rap is not in any way a form of music. First of all, my abuela could put together a rap song sitting in her rocking chair watching lord of the rings. A little boy with a perverted mind armed with a playboy magazine could put together a rap song! Basically you need these things to become a rap star... how to be a RAP STAR: 1. purchase yourself a drum machine from any local music supplier. 2. Get a rhyming dictionary. Steal it from your little brother's 1st grade class, whatever! 3. A tape recorder. 4. One good ass white lie that could make your life seem like a true hardship. Then just put some baggy pants on, grab a few hoes from walmart, and that equals: RAP STAR! Though I will admit, old rap had some pretty decent things to say.
As for you country bumpkins. Really I love you compared to rappers. At least you can sing and pick up a guitar without just strumming three chords and talking about how you're going to lay your woman good.
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