Limetine!

Yeah, so since sudden I became Muff's foster parent, I decided to create a timeline starting with my birth! This is just putting the events together, I'll draw one later...

Once Upon a Time>>
Jing was mysteriously born, parents unknown>>
placed into a time capsule for some time(probably a few hours)>>
some stupid human had to find this capsule>>
Barbara creates robot named K.E.I around the same time>>
those science let Kei, the robot and Steve, some dude that hangs around with Kei take care of Jing>>
also around the same time, there was this hooker that got preggo!>>
at the hospital, for some stupid reason, Jing get switched with that whores infant>>
growing up, Jing for some stange reason had sex with that whore(Jing's unisex >w<)>>
then Bakhu came along...>>
Jing leaves the whore, who I now reveal is Jessica, for their daughter Bakhu>>
for many years, even though the couple are together, they both have outside affairs, including half the students in HBMS>>
some time later, Steve finds Jing again(yay!)>>
for some reason, he has nephew Muff, neice Ulo, and *** Domo who Jing provides a mother figure for>>
of course each child finds their love of their life, the end.