I gotta triple post thanks to that stupid flightless bird. -.-
And so, I'll talk more about that short Asian dork. He came up to me yesterday and said :
"Hey!"
"Hi."(Oh, no! It's YOU!)
"Did you know there's two Stevens?!"
"Yeah."(Pfft, Steven is SUCH an uncommon name. What an idiot.)
"You know Steven Dao?"
"Yeah."(Well OF COURSE I know him! He's in orchestra, you've seen me walking with him. What an even bigger idiot!)
"There's two of them!"
"That's his brother."(Oh, you're BEYOOOND an idiot)
"He has a brother?"
"Yeah."
"Oh shit, I called him Steven. What's his name? Andy?"
At this point I realised that he just wanted to talk to me. He know Andy's name. And thought he was a second Steven. Like I'm gonna buy that. So I started to walk away.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

No comments:
Post a Comment