Grandmother

Mom made me play my solo piece in front of her today. Sure no problem! Except from the fact that I have being the center of attention when playing violin! So I was playing through it, slightly slower than usual. And then my grandmother tried to start a conversation about the garden. Gosh, how rude can she get? From my peripheral vision, I could see Mom trying to pay attention to see if I made a mistake and my grandmother was trying to get her attention. I REALLY wanted to walk over there and... and... and smash a chair on her head! Of course there's a lot of reason I don't like my grandmother very much...